Greetings, betrothed explorers! My name is Tim. I have long hair, a great big bushy beard, and deep love of the craft of officiating weddings. I turn anxiety into excitement, questions into answers, and boring, stuffy ceremonies into warm, joyous moments full of both laughter and gravitas. And I've got a darn good website (an award-winning one, in fact!) to fill you in on all the details! Let's jump in the water.

You can begin your deep dive on my background and career, my unparalleled approach to ceremony craft, and an FAQ with some truly helpful answers to many of your ceremony questions. And for LGBTQ+ couples and nonbinary individuals, you are more than welcome to explore the depths as well!

Wanna go deeper still and get a glimpse at the finished product? I've posted some substantial excerpts from ceremonies I've performed, hundreds of glowing reviews, and a photo gallery absolutely brimming with smiles and laughter.

Wanna get downright abyssal on your dive? Pilot your ceremony submersible to:

When you surface, pop the hatch and get in touch. My dates book faster than a sailfish, so don't delay!