Greetings, betrothed explorers! My name is Tim. I have long hair, a great big bushy beard, and deep love of the craft of officiating weddings. I turn anxiety into excitement, questions into answers, and boring, stuffy ceremonies into warm, joyous moments full of both laughter and gravitas. Whether you're in need of a custom-written ceremony that tells the story of your love, a purely nonreligious ceremony, or both, this award-winning website will fill you in on all the details. Let's jump in the water!
You can begin your deep dive on my background and career, my unparalleled approach to ceremony craft, and an FAQ with some truly helpful answers to many of your ceremony questions. And for LGBTQ+ couples and nonbinary individuals, you are more than welcome to plumb the depths as well!
Wanna go deeper still and get a glimpse of the finished product? I've posted some substantial excerpts from ceremonies I've performed, over 300 glowing reviews, and a photo gallery absolutely brimming with smiles and laughter.
Wanna get downright abyssal on your dive? Pilot your ceremony submersible to:
- my favorite wedding readings
- how to choose a reading elsewhere
- some innovative and fun ways to say your vows and be introduced post-pronouncement
- a list of my favorite wedding vendors and wedding venues
- a step-by-step guide to getting your marriage license in Ohio
- some of my favorite ceremony innovations, like the miclace (the what?!) and the cocktail-forward wedding day
- And if you're still in the air on whether to have a pal or a pro officiate your ceremony, I have seven compelling reasons why you should go pro!
When you surface, pop the hatch fill out the contact form below. My dates book faster than a sailfish, so don't delay!